phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

(via cand0ur)

bwandonxvcastillo:

penispolice:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 


omfg


Am I a bad person

bwandonxvcastillo:

penispolice:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE. 

omfg

Am I a bad person

(Source: humoristics, via cand0ur)

death-by-lulz:

simonwang:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

 

Bic duh

(Source: tornadoallie, via cand0ur)

snorlaxatives:

*crosses fingers that shark boy and lava girl are in the 2nd avengers movie*

(via australiansanta)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

(via australiansanta)

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

This is perfect

(via hotboyproblems)

People who text without smileys are the reason I have anxiety attacks and trust issues

skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

(via hotboyproblems)

This blog is still my favorite thing on the internet

This blog is still my favorite thing on the internet

(Source: mymodernlover)